RARE

Todays caver's are a rare bunch of species,
they walk around in summer, in over-suits and fleeces
they find the deepest water to fill both there wellies
they even advertise themselves on our coloured Tellies.

they tie themselves up in rope and crush there private parts
they wear so much clothing, they can'nt escape there farts
they find the deepest hole, and do not use a ladder
they dangle on a rope and can'nt control there bladder

they carry big bags, to hold there lunch and dry socks
and then they fill each others up, with all kinds of rocks
I myself, am 69 with no teeth or hair
do I look like I give a f...k, NO I'm rather rare

That is the best one by far Mick. Thats Brilliant :- )

Thats getting made into a A4 poster and gonna get framed and hung in my downstairs bog.

madmicks wrote:
I thought you were out working all the hours under the sun, so how've you got time to write cracking pomes that make me laugh out loud?!!

Cheers